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goodr CIRCLE Gs - Influencers Pay Double
$35.00
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. "HEY, CAN YOU TAG ME IN THAT POST?" Why do all the people with all the money and already living their dreams get all the free stuff? They’re the ones who can afford to pay for it. If you ask us, that’s ass-backwards. Influencers should not only have to pay, they should have to pay double.Lucky for them, if they need more luck, these would still only be $50 at double the price, which is about 1/7th the full-price of those stupid free guccis they’re usually wearing. NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best. 4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
goodr Super Fly - Coffeeshop Seat Sweats
$47.00
You’ve finally locked down that KOM you’ve had your eye on and now you’re finishing that post-ride espresso. You get up to head back to your bike only to realize— the horror!!! You’ve left your mark behind! Don’t sweat it, everyone will be too busy staring at these white and green Super Fly sunnies on your face to notice the seat sweats you’ve left behind. Oh. Sorry — you thought the espresso caused a different kind of mark. Sweat. Just sweat. Don’t be gross. Now get back on your trusty steed and confidently ride into the future. Features: Reflective, Mirrored Lense For 'Regular' Heads Ultra Lightweight (20g) 12 Month Warranty 1. No slip 2. No drag 3. All snug 4. All polarized 5. No toad rash
goodr Super Fly - Lance's Afternoon Uppers
$47.00
We all know what it’s like to crash and burn at 3pm. Our resident candyman and 7 time State Fair of Texas Cotton Candy Champion, Lance, chews up rings pops every day to get up in the afternoon and ride strong. We created these red on red Super Fly’s in his honor. If you’re not chewing you’re not trying! Features: Reflective Mirrored Lenses For 'Regular' Heads Ultra Lightweight (20g) 12 Month Warranty 1. No slip 2. No drag 3. All snug 4. All polarized 5. No toad rash
goodr The OG - A Ginger's Soul
$35.00
These are black like “A Ginger’s Soul.” (Get it?) Black frames with black lenses. We know what you’re thinking...do gingers even have souls? They do. And they’re black AF. Features: Non-Reflective Lenses For 'Regular' Heads Best for Road, Trail or Taco Runs 12 Month Warranty 1. No Slip 2. No Bounce 3. All Polarized 4. No Leopards
goodr The OG - Flamingos on a Booze Cruise
$35.00
In honor of our CEO, Carl the Flamingo, these beauties are a tribute to his unbelievably pink feathers and shockingly teal eyes. Try these on your next run to be transported to Carl’s flamingo yacht, where the piña coladas flow and beautiful flamingos flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Features: Reflective Mirrored Lenses For 'Regular' Heads Best for Road, Trail or Taco Runs 12 Month Warranty 1. No Slip 2. No Bounce 3. All Polarized 4. No Leopards
goodr The OG - Gardening with a Kraken
$35.00
“Tentacles feel amazing to the touch,” says Goodr co-founder, Stephen. He’s been love drunk for a beautiful purple/teal eyed Kraken named Maven for years. He made us make these lovely spectacles to try and win her heart. (He has problems.) Features: Reflective Mirrored Lenses For 'Regular' Heads Best for Road, Trail or Taco Runs 12 Month Warranty 1. No Slip 2. No Bounce 3. All Polarized 4. No Leopards
goodr The OG - Going to Valhalla...Witness!
$35.00
Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you’ll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed. Features: Reflective Mirrored Lenses For 'Regular' Heads Best for Road, Trail or Taco Runs 12 Month Warranty 1. No Slip 2. No Bounce 3. All Polarized 4. No Leopards
goodr The OG - Iced By Yetis
$35.00
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or running away from snow monsters. Yetis. Are they real, or just some weird Tibetan folklore? We’re here to tell you, they’ve been right under your nose the whole time. If you ever encounter a Yeti on a run, just be ready to combine your basic hip flexor warm-up with extreme hydration in a technique we like to call “Iced by Yetis.” 1 NO SLIP 2 NO BOUNCE 3 ALL POLARIZED 4 NO LEOPARDS
goodr The OG - Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar
$35.00
Next time you black-in while inside a bathtub in Las Vegas, rise from the ashes of your dumpster fire of a life with these red frames with rose lenses and a little hair of the dog. We prefer a thick and salty Bloody Mary. Features: Reflective Mirrored Lenses For 'Regular' Heads Best for Road, Trail or Taco Runs 12 Month Warranty 1. No Slip 2. No Bounce 3. All Polarized 4. No Leopards
goodr The OG - Pineapple Painkillers
$35.00
These tropical blue and yellow shades are named for the best solution for getting a charlie horse in your calf at mile 17: Pineapple painkillers. That's right, this delightful cocktail, 2 parts rum, 4 parts pineapple juice (with anti-inflammatory bromelain!), 1 part orange juice and coconut cream is what Carl reaches for when he's run out of piña colada mix (he obviously doesn't realize that he could make a piña with these ingredients...oh Carl). It doesn't actually help the cramp, but you'll get such a bad side cramp after you slam the drink, you won't remember the charlie horse! Features: Non-Reflective Lenses For 'Regular' Heads Best for Road, Trail or Taco Runs 12 Month Warranty 1. No Slip 2. No Bounce 3. All Polarized 4. No Leopards
goodr The OG - This is Sparta!!!! (It's not)
$35.00
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hopping over flames or flippin' tires. While these red & black beauties and your recent gainz at the box will make you feel like King Leonidas, we strongly suggest to please not chest kick your buddy into a black hole while yelling, “THIS IS SPARTA!!”...it’s really not, it’s a gym. 1 NO SLIP 2 NO BOUNCE 3 ALL POLARIZED 4 NO LEOPARDS
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